Where's Woo-Woo?

Ronnie Woo-Woo is missing! Somehow I don't think this story will get national media attention similar to that chick in Aruba. She's a blond, white college girl. He's a old, black somewhat homeless guy who wears a full Cubs uniform around Wrigleyville throughout the Cubs season, and yells "Woo!" after every word.

Personally, I think the Woo-Woo story has more personality than another bland missing white girl story. But what do I know? I'm not a TV news exec who needs another celebrity trial now that Scott Peterson is behind bars and Jacko has beat another molestation rap. Missing/murdered white girls sell more than missing nutballs like Woo-Woo.

I don't get it either.