Today's Guest Blogger: That Bug

Hey, there! Remember me? The author of this website wrote some not-so-nice remarks about me not too long ago. He'll be taking the bar exam in a week and a half, so I am filling in for today. Since Mike's head is planted firmly in the law books, he should probably know what L-I-B-E-L means. You have a suit coming your way, buddy, for defaming me in your earlier posts. I'm here to set the record straight. Really, I'm just a hardworking little bug looking for something to eat.