Casualty of Capitalism

Exiled into Wilmington, Delaware by virtue of corporate layoffs. (Note: Unless otherwise stated, all photos on this blog are Copyright 2005, Michael Collins, and cannot be used without permission.)

Location: Wilmington, Delaware, United States

Graduate of University of Maryland School of Law; University of Maryland, College Park (Economics/Political Science).

Monday, May 23, 2005

Message From HAL: Your Kid's Missing

I get home tonight and noticed there is a message on my answering machine. I push play. It's a computerized voice telling me my kid was missing from not one, but TWO periods at school today. Why that little runt!!! If he so much as misses one MORE...

What a second, I don't have any kids. When I get my hands on that computerized voice...


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