Holy Cow! The Worst...Memorial...Ever.

Harry Caray was the beloved, perpetually drunk announcer of Chicago Cubs games for many years. Best known for leading the crowd in a rousing rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the 7th inning of every home game, Caray was a Chicago institution. As such, the city commissioned someone to sculpt a memorial to Caray to be placed at the corner of Sheffield and Addison. This monstronsity is what they came up with...Harry Caray's Attempted Escape From Cubs Hell.