Korematsu to the Extreme

There are a lot of irresponsible sore losers out there who prefer secession over living in America under George Bush. These same individuals, remember, are the ones who come from the party of unity and "tolerance." Get some perspective, my friends. This is my last post on these sour grapes (I hope). But I will leave the subject with a hilarious modest proposal on what do with these neo-Confederates:

The secessionists are looking at the state-by-state Red/Blue map. A better indicator is the county-by-county Red/Blue map [on which almost all of the counties are red, even in the blue states]. Liberals don't need to secede. We need to turn Blue counties into Liberal Reservations, just like Indian Reservations. They can have their own law requiring taxpayer funded partial birth abortions, and we can have ours prohibiting it. Women who want one can visit the reservation, just as they did to get divorced in Reno, and just as they do to play the slots at Mystic Lake. I nominate Al Gore for Commissioner of the Bureau of Liberal Affairs to run the reservations, hopefully as efficiently and courteously as BIA works now.

An internment for the 21st century could do some of these turncoats some good. I don't really mean that. But if I flipped the irrationality of the disciples of the looney left to the other extreme, it's probably what I would come up with. If you advocate secession, think about that and ask yourself whether you want your name to be associated with such nuttery.